Question by Aries: More Jokes for you… humourous?
I’ve stated these joke in some of my early answers but I thought I’d share them as a question…1) There are three autochthonal americans that are traveling hunting down. The first comes back with a rabbit and so the other two inquire “How you get rabbit”he replies “I see track, I postdate track, I get rabbit”The second goes hunting and comes back with a bear so they inquire “How you get bear?”He replies “I see track, I postdate track, I get bear”The third goes hunting and comes back all contused and beat the other two inquire “What happened?”He replies “I see track, I postdate track, I get struck by train”2) There are four men abandoned out at sea in a little boat: a chinese man, a cuban, a mexican, and a wstrucke man. The men all have to shed out something because the boat is dropping. The chinese man states, “I will throw out my rice”and the men state “AWW but we desired to eat rice” so the chinese man states, “Don’t care in my country there is plenty of rice”Then the cuban throws out his cigars and the men state “Aww we desired to smoke a cuban cigar”and the Cuban states, “Don’t care in my country there are plenty of cigars”Then the mexican states “I will throw out my tequila”and the men state “Awww but we desired to drink some tequila”and he states “Don’t care in my country there is plenty of tequila”Then the white man throw out the mexican and the men are balled over”Don’t care in my country there are plenty of mexicans”3) Dracula walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”Dracula says, “Water”The bartender says, “I thought vampires imbibed blood”Dracula pulls out a tampon and says, “I’m making tea”
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Answer by Donricky00
Ok the first one was really humourous.I am half mexican but the second almost made me pee my pants.And I love Twilight so the third one was kind of my loved!Thank you for making my day so much better than it was 3 minutes ago! 
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HAHAHA dude, I’ve never actually laughed at a yahoo answer joke before. It’s only my third day on here, but still lol. My best guy friend is native american so i’ve gotta tell him the first one lol, but seriously, i think number two is the funniest “P
i loved the first and third.
the second one was my favorite.
that one was GREATTTTTT. ha.
All were good but the 2nd one was the besttt(:
10 out of 10 for you plus a gold star because that’s how funny you are ha ha ha